is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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