Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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