Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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