Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
please don't ironically join a cult
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