It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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