Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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