she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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