i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
