Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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