I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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