girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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