Duck Duck Cougar?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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