Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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