So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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