susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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