from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
wow bdsm is so cute
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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