Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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