gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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