South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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