I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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