He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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