Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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