someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We are two peas in an std pod
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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