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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Randomize
