your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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