Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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