It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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