I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
