Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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