i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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