YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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