if only i could text you this smell
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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