My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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