Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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