So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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