Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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