FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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