About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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