Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
tell me about the fingering
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