i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize