Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
