When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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