I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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