So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Randomize
