So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
