I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Will exercising make me less horny?
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