I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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