Kareoke will never be a sober sport
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at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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