bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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