I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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