Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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