Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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