apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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