thus making me awesome and them whores
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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