The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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