Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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