if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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